Seeing Santa

Well with Christmas coming (I know it's March) mom wanted to get my visit with Santa in before the lines were horrible. We lucked out. We went Monday (12/3) and only waited a few minutes. How great was that. I did well considering how excitement turned to skepticism the closer we got to him, Santa.
Love,
Jake

So excited to get to sit on Santa's lap.
I can't wait.
Well, it shouldn't be that bad....
Why am I here again....

Perspective

Here I am checking out Santa while I wait to get called over.
Pretty ominous if you ask me.

Here is the picture mom got of me & Santa.
This is the one Santa's Elf took.
Someone (I think dad) said I looked like Ralphie from
A Christmas Story.
What do you think?